I was once a vice-presidential candidate. I have also ran for President twice, but failed both times. My wife has cancer, and I chose to cheat on her. I did cheat, however, the child is not mine. I promise. I would be glad to do a DNA test to prove it, but I've paid my mistress enough so I know that she will refuse one. Barack Obama thinks very highly of me. I won the Father of the Year award in 2007.