Barack Obama chose my house as the place to kickstart his political career. I'm a founding member of the terrorist group Weather Underground. I've bombed the Pentagon. I wrote an article that appeared in the New York Times on the morning of September 11, 2001 saying that "I don't regret setting bombs" and "I feel we didn't do enough."
Bill Ayers
I'm on Barack Obama's iPod and Barack Obama met with me while contemplating running for President. I recently wrote a song where I called Hillary Clinton a b**** and proudly sing that "McCain don't belong in any chair unless he's paralyzed" and that "Bush is mentally handicapped." After I released this song, Barack Obama's spokesperson said that I was a "talented individual" but that I should be ashamed of these lyrics.
Ludacris
I was Barack Obama's pastor and "spiritual advisor" for more than 20 years. I married Barack and Michelle Obama. I baptized their children. I was supposed to be at Barack Obama's first campaign announcement, but I was hushed at the last minute by Barack. I shouted "God D*** America" from the pulpit and many other hateful and unpatriotic quotes, while Barack claims he had no knowledge of this.
Rev. Jeremiah Wright
After Barack Obama's spiritual advisor and pastor for 20 years left the country in the wake of his controversial statements, I filled in at Barack Obama's church. I made fun of Hillary Clinton, saying that she felt "entitled" to be President because she was white.
Father Pfleger
I'm one of Barack Obama's neighbors. I've been found guilty on 16 counts in my recent corruption trial. I've been in a very shady land deal with Barack Obama. My name has been mentioned in connection with numerous fraudulent activities.
Tony Rezko
I was once a vice-presidential candidate. I have also ran for President twice, but failed both time. My wife has cancer, and I chose to cheat on her. I did cheat, however, the child is not mine. I promise. I would be glad to do a DNA test to prove it, but I've paid my mistress enough so I know that she will refuse one. I won the Father of the Year award in 2007.
John Edwards